Answering Machine Game

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The Answering Machine Game

Rules


Pretty simple. One character leaves an IC(ly awkward) message on the answering machine. The next character writes over the original message and has to respond/apologize/react to the original message as if they all share the same answering machine.


Example (by Zidane):

First poster [Titan]: "Ah....if you need him, leave your message -- but not something weird, like saying I like cabbages!"

Second poster [Zidane]: "Whoa, sorry about that last message. Go figure about people being so touchy around the subject of eating their vegetables. You can totally message me though! If you want to meet up I know this nice brothe--beep."



LET'S BEGIN.


"H- Hello? Is it recording, Anna? Anna, wait--! Oh, nevermind. How do I restart this? You've reached Queen Elsa. She has no idea how to work an answering machine, but will gladly serve as your humble regnant monarch. This is ridiculo... o- oh no, not now-- BEEP."

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"Hey, that last message was a bit chilly. Can do a bit better than being so cold, oh, damn it started. Hey, this is Zidane Tribal. If this is Steiner float off, I haven't seen Dagger, for the last time! But if this is Dagger, you can leave your clothes at the doo--BEEP"

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Please disregard the last message, pervert theif and his woman.... ANYWAY if this is Cid or Luso, please fall in a pit somewhere, if it's adelle..... come to the inn I have uses for you still! hmmm.... does this grimore still work... wait dammit still on....

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-ok then after that last message Ocren has been buying strange magazines that he says are called yuri or something like that.... you dont know how much i hate you, what? is this recording now?, damn it i wanted to say a powerful speech about the universe... Raz remember the maid outfit is under my bed.... not the red one the black one, is this still recordi--BEEP

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"A-- ah, yes, I think I got it! Okay... let's try this again. Hello! If you've been listening in, this isn't Zidane Tribal, some woman with a grimore, or anyone who knows what a 'yuri' is, really. You've reached Queen Elsa of Arendelle. If you're looking for Princess Anna... well, you've got the wrong number. If you're Nanaki, Antique, or Aerynn, I'm really sorry about the phone call last night, I was trying to get it to test-call Anna and I accidentally hit the group call button and it freaked me out and then I said all those things about-- BEEP."

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"Disregard all previous messages that may portray me as some weirdo. The last weirdo left pages of a book all over the floor and i think someone is leaking darkness. Anyway if this is Princess Anna, Antique or Aerynn, do make sure you leave your numbers. I will definitely get back to you. Oh crap, everyone heard these things? Look Dags they're only friends okay? Honestly I was just testing the mach-- BEEP"

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"Ignore the monkey-boy and who knows else. If this is Azalea, look I'm sorry about the phone call from the other night. I'm still not used to using this da**ed thing and I swore that it dialed on its own the last time when *BEEP*."

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-Hello... what is this kind of sorcery? theres a girl in this tiny thing, is there someone there? man i drinked one of Necro's chemicals, dude im... seeing really crazy things, what the heck? who let the ninja unicorn in?!, oh no hes with the bruce lee hot dog and the monkey cowboy... i have a bad feeling... if you are that monkey guy called zidine i guess tell him his cousin is here.. oh and that if he does the monkey dance ill pay him 100 munny, unicorn what are you.... PUT THAT DOWN, no, no, no help me please, FUUUUUU--BEEP BEEP

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-I'm confused. I have no idea who any of these people are. Did they rip me off? Anywho, before I give up and shoot this blasted thing; this is Blackout. Leave me a message if you need anything. I don't care for casual talk, though; so don't annoy me with your unnecessary chit chat. Now do I wait for the machine to say beep or do I say beep? umm Bee-

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"I.. euh.. I'm not sure what is going on.. but this is Krile.. I don't know whether you should listen to the previous messages.. just.. well.. leave something, I don't mind.. what is this even.. Well, leave a me-" BEEP