Altima's Epic Bed Time Stories

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So you missed out on the bed-time story Altima tells in the c-box? No problem. It has been agreed to record them and post them here for all to see. Because in the end, they are too awesome to not share.

So here we go.

Story # 1

15 Sep 12, 06:58 PM
Altima: ONCE UPON A TIME

15 Sep 12, 06:59 PM
Altima: IN A FAR, FAR AWAY MUSHROOM FOREST

15 Sep 12, 06:59 PM
Altima: THERE LIVED A TREE

15 Sep 12, 06:59 PM
Altima: A TREE WITH A BIG MOUTH

15 Sep 12, 06:59 PM
Altima: AND A BRIGHT RED TONGUE

15 Sep 12, 06:59 PM
Altima: ITS NAME WAS Alonzo

15 Sep 12, 06:59 PM
Altima: NOW TO THE RIGHT OF THIS TREE, THERE WAS A LITTLE SHACK WITH THREE WITTLE DONKEYS!

15 Sep 12, 06:59 PM
Alonzo: PFFFFT

15 Sep 12, 06:59 PM
Altima: NAMED Night, Xion, AND Deshi

15 Sep 12, 07:00 PM
Altima: NOW THESE AS....DONKEYS, WERE THE BESTEST OF FRIENDS AND WOULD DO ANYTHING TO HELP EACH OTHER

15 Sep 12, 07:00 PM
Altima: THEN CAME A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE LED BY Jecht

15 Sep 12, 07:00 PM
Altima: AND IT GRABBED POOR Xion

15 Sep 12, 07:00 PM
Alonzo: Of course, of course. xD

15 Sep 12, 07:01 PM
Altima: Deshi FLED AS FAST AS SHE COULD, MAKING ALL THE WAY TO MADAGASCAR WITH THE SINGING LEMURS OF NEW YORK CITY

15 Sep 12, 07:01 PM
Altima: BUT Xion MANAGED TO GRAB AHOLD OF Night'S LEG BEFORE HE COULD DO THE SAME!

15 Sep 12, 07:01 PM
Altima: Xion WENT

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Ansem (Deshi): oh sure i flee. XD

15 Sep 12, 07:01 PM
Shuyin: XD

15 Sep 12, 07:01 PM
Altima: HEE HAWWWWW!!! HEEE HAWWWWWW!!! (YOU AIN'T LEAVIN' ME TO DIE TO THE GANGHAM STYLE ZOMBIES!)

15 Sep 12, 07:01 PM
Altima: AND Night WAS ALL LIKE

15 Sep 12, 07:01 PM
Shuyin: Why am I the leader of the zombies?

15 Sep 12, 07:02 PM
Altima: HEEEEEEE HAW HAWWWW!!!

15 Sep 12, 07:02 PM
Altima: AND WE ALL LIKE

15 Sep 12, 07:02 PM
Altima: :I

15 Sep 12, 07:02 PM
Altima: THEN I'M ALL LIKE

15 Sep 12, 07:02 PM
Altima: OYEA, I NEED TO TURN ON THE GOOGLE TRANSLATE FOR DONKEY!

15 Sep 12, 07:03 PM
Alonzo: What is this that is happening and can it happen forever?

15 Sep 12, 07:03 PM
Altima: TURNS OUT Night IS SAYING, "HEY U! I AIN'T YOUR ROFLCOPTER BUDDY OR THE CREME TO YOUR BRULE! LEMME GO ;A;"

15 Sep 12, 07:03 PM
Altima: SO Night GIVES Xion A KISS ON THE CHEEK, THEN MANAGES TO GET OUT AND MAKES IT ABOUT HALF WAY TO MADAGASCAR

15 Sep 12, 07:03 PM
Akemi: o-o

15 Sep 12, 07:04 PM
Altima: BEFORE HE TRIPS OVER A ROOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN AND ARIEL'S CHANGE OF CLOTHES

15 Sep 12, 07:04 PM
Altima: WHY WAS THERE A ROOT YOU SAY? CAUSE Alonzo'S A MUTHA-BUMPIN' BAWSS THAT TRIPPED Night OUT OF NOWHERE, SAVED Xion, AND WHIPPED HIM INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE ZOMBEHS

15 Sep 12, 07:05 PM
Ansem (Deshi): wow.

15 Sep 12, 07:05 PM
Altima: WHERE Night WAS THEN FORCED TO DANCE TO GANGHAM STYLE AND THRILLER MUSIC WITH Jecht AND THE REST OF 4CHAN, WITH DEVIANTART COMMENTATORS

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Alonzo: PFFFFFFFFFFFT

15 Sep 12, 07:05 PM
Ansem (Deshi): *wonders how ariel in the ocean got involved, but listens on*

15 Sep 12, 07:05 PM
Discord (Neku): Altima, I am proud of this chaos....

15 Sep 12, 07:05 PM
Altima: Deshi THEN CAME WALKING IN, FRESHLY TANNED FROM HER VACATION, AND WENT, "WHUT?"

15 Sep 12, 07:06 PM
Altima: THEN Alonzo WENT, "WHUT YOUR WUT?"

15 Sep 12, 07:06 PM
Altima: THEN Xion BE LIKE, "I WHUT YOUR WAT WITH A WUTTY WUT?"

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Shuyin: >__>

15 Sep 12, 07:06 PM
Akemi: -so confused in both boxes and decides to sits in the corner with his math- T.T

15 Sep 12, 07:06 PM
Shuyin: why am I lumped with 4chan

15 Sep 12, 07:06 PM
Altima: THEN Neku JUST WENT, "You're all stupid."

15 Sep 12, 07:06 PM
Altima: THEN EVERYBODY WENT, "D'AWWWWWW"

15 Sep 12, 07:06 PM
Altima: :sad face:

15 Sep 12, 07:07 PM
Altima: THEN Night BE RAWRING OUT OF GANGHAM STYLING FOR 73 HOURS STRAIGHT, COMING OUT RIPPED AND SKINNY LIKE A KOREAN FASHION MODEL

15 Sep 12, 07:07 PM
Altima: BUT NOT QUITE TO THE LEVELS OF THE FRENCH

15 Sep 12, 07:07 PM
Discord (Neku): Is...Altima high?

15 Sep 12, 07:08 PM
Alonzo: I like this. I approve.

15 Sep 12, 07:08 PM
Altima: WITH A MASSIVE PMS ATTACK, Night GALATIC PUNTS ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS INTO THE NEXT PAGE, WHERE THEY MEET DEADPOOL AND THEY ALL SIT DOWN TO HAVE TEA.

15 Sep 12, 07:08 PM
Altima: THE END.


15 Sep 12, 07:13 PM
Altima: AND REMEMBER KIDDIES, THE MORAL OF THIS STORY!

15 Sep 12, 07:14 PM
Altima: IT'S MIKE'S SUPER SHORT SHOW!

And....

15 Sep 12, 07:14 PM
Ansem (Deshi): don't get left with Deshi during a zombie out break cause she'll leave all behind.

Thus this ends the first story. Until next time.