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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2013 22:49:02 GMT -5
"Oh, Frabous Day! Callou, Callay! It's CM's 6th Unbirthday! Let us celebrate, everyone!"
You arrive at the Mad Hatter's Tea Party, due to a strange invitation. You're not sure what an "Unbirthday" is or for that matter, what a "CM" is. Regardless, the celebration seems to be going quite well, with the Mad Hare throwing teacups at everyone and the Dormouse sleeping at the table. You notice a rather absurdly large pile of colorful presents stacked behind the Mad Hatter. Well... if by "stacked" one meant, "precariously piled in such a way that a slight breeze could topple them over and yet be incredibly stable." As you go to take your seat, the Mad Hatter smiles on you. "Everyone who arrives gets a present and I assure you that only five of them contain field mice!" But as you go to take your present...
"THE KING OF OCTOPI WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
A large purple octopus with rather large teeth dives in, landing on the table, tentacles causing most of the plates and silverware to crash onto the floor. The Mad Hare and the Hatter seem to stare wide-eyed at the octopus. The Dormouse continues sleeping. "Well," the Hatter said, "Those were very good crumpets."
"SHUT UP!" the octopus said. (How is he talking?) "I am Ultros, King of all Octopi and I'm here to-"
"TEA FOR YOU!" The Mad Hare shouted, throwing a filled teacup at Ultros, which crashed against its visage. Ultros glared at the Hare before going back to his speech. "As I said, I am here to seek vengeance on all the uncelebrated-"
"MORE TEA FOR YOU!" The Hare shouted, throwing another filled teacup at Ultros's face. The octopus wheeled around at the Hare and yelled, "STOP THAT, YOU ARE THROWING THINGS AT THE PINNACLE OF OCTOPUS ROYALTY!" Ultros then turned towards the Hatter, who still seemed confused by all this. "Anyways, I'm here to seek vengeance on all the uncelebrated Birthdays of the worlds! And by that, I mean my uncelebrated birthday! No one ever gives me fish cake for my birthday! All anyone does is try to make me into fired calamari! Well, I'M TIRED OF IT! IT'S TIME FOR A RECKONING! WHERE'S THE CAKE?" Ultros looks around. Oh... um... no cake. No streamers... no clowns... OH, THE PRESENTS! I'LL TAKE THOSE! MR. CHUPON, I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE!"
On cue, the two-faced being known as Chupon appeared and floated down beside the presents. He then sucked in a huge breath of air and then blew a huge torrent of air, blowing away you, the Hatter, the Hare and even the Dormouse, who seemed to still be sleeping. The Presents flew into the sky and Chupon flew towards Ultros, picking him up before flying towards the presents. "WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TEAM SQUID IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!"
The Hatter was very confused. "What a peculiar fellow." He finally said. He looked around to find the Unbirthday Party in shambles. "Well, the tea is all spilled, the crumpets have been smashed and the table seems to be covered in ink... This Unbirthday Party has been a rousing success!"
Ya forgot to give out the presents, ya daft ninny!" The Hare pipes up, twitching a little. "Oh my yes! And since they took them all, we certainly can't finish this Unbirthday Party. We shall investigate the matter, but we would be most obliged if you could help out as well!"
You're not sure what you've gotten yourself into, but hey, why not? They were celebrating CM's Birthday after all. Whatever THAT is.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2013 23:07:58 GMT -5
How The Plot Works "I'm not going to do this."
"Yes, you are! You're part of the staff, you have duties!"
"This is ridiculous, I have better things to be doing."
Mordred tried to walk away from the whole scenario but Azalea was having none of it, dragging back to the stage.
"You have to explain the Birthday Event."
"This is absurd, I don't even know what to sa-" Then Mordred found a script suddenly forced into his hands. "DO IT OR SO HELP ME, I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'RE CANONICALLY SHIPPED WITH SELENA" Mordred sighed and looked down at the papers.
"Dear sir or madam, Mordred began, in an even more bored and soulless tone than normal, The evil octopus Ultros has stolen the presents from the Unbirthday Party. You must go and get them back, but it won't be that easy. Ultros has hidden the presents and only the Wonderland residents have any clue where to find them. Luckily, they will part with their clue if you play one of their games. Games will also be provided by staff to help out. Wait, what, I didn't agree to thi-" Azalea smacked Mordred upside the head, which only made Mordred sigh again and adjust his glasses. "Aside from clues, Munny will be rewarded as well for winning the games, so be sure to do your best. Links will be provided for each game. Just pick one and dive in."
"Can I go now?"
"Nope! You're gonna help me!" Azalea then dragged Mordred off, who could only sigh and cross his arms, the only indication that he didn't approve of this.
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Post by Admin on Sept 5, 2013 2:14:29 GMT -5
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